Tuesday, August 28, 2007

How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?



The answer is seven:

* One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

* One to attack and question the patriotism of
anyone who has questions about the light bulb.


* One to blame the previous administration for
the need of a new light bulb.


* One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored
to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.


* One to get together with Vice President Cheney
and figure out how to overpay Halliburton one
million dollars for each light bulb.


* One to arrange a photo-op session showing
Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a
flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.


* And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the
country. [anon]

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