Monday, August 13, 2007

Santa Declares War on Russia

Santa Clause, carrying an AK-47, with grenades hooked to his belt, today declared war on Russia in reaction to Russia claiming the North Pole as Russian territory. Santa pledged o personally lead the attack on Russia from his command sleigh. Air Force commander Rudolph said the reindeer were ready to fly and die to defend their homeland.

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